This is… far, far too real

Waiting for the prescription stims to kick

Merp, sorry, must have been disassociating or something

They’ve completed 42% of the plan so far. Yes, really. No, not a joke. There’s a site keeping track of it (that I hope is hosted outside of the US).

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December 31st

Ok, sure, let’s discuss. Tell me where you think any money you would spend in North Korea would ultimately go.

Because every cent you spend there goes more or less directly into Kim Jong Un’s pocket?

Unless you’re a journalist or investigator or something like that (and North Korea, for some reason, doesn’t seems to love those types). But if you’re just going as a looky-loo: don’t.

Poorly, to be perfectly honest.

Generally keep a baseline 20% unless service is either outstanding or abysmal.

But if your owner decides that they’re gonna nickel-and-dime service fee me on the tab and indicate it poorly, I’m probably not going to come back to the restaurant in question.

Nope.

ears

The same people are saying the same thing this time around. It’s insane.

Well, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.

a/s/l?

Perhaps try for a /c/ first??

Scapegoating

Security breach.

Rotring. German company. Outstanding heft and quality. I like the 800, but if you prefer a click actuation to a twist, go for the 600.

I mean, our new Dear Leader’s best oligarch buddy threw two very unambiguous Nazi salutes inside of five seconds during a nationally televised speech, and the vast majority of our media establishment is simply bending over backwards to give him the benefit of the doubt over his “awkward hand motion”. So yeah I’m in a bad fucking mood, because this shit is going to become de rigueur.