As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.
Geez, no. No, no, a thousand times no.
I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.
A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.
Rapid vacillation between the two.