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I was homeless (again) during the great drecession in 2008 and was playing WoW for a buddy for food money and a couch to crash on at one point. Other friends I grew up with came from out of state to play poker and drink.

We had a great weekend and they left. They called a half hour later that their car broke down and they needed a ride one state away ASAP so they could get back to their construction job.

Seeing as I had a car and no job, I offered to give them the ride, just give me gas money to get back to my buddies house.

So I drive them through the night and we finally get to the address they gave me. It’s like Monday at 2am at this point. My buddies say “this is the new place we are renting”. They knock in the door and a guy in a wife beater and boxers reeking like gin answered the door with a loud “who the fuck are you guys!?!?!?”

My buddies say “hey we are renting those rooms from you, and this guy is our ride, can he crash on the couch?”

they haven’t even moved their shit from their storage unit yet. Guy let us in because he recognized my one buddy who signed the lease.

Next morning they admit they lost all their money in poker and didn’t have the money to give me for gas, so I was stuck. Ended up doing odd jobs for food and beer money. Eventually got a job at the construction company my buddies worked at and rented the garage from the guy my buddies rented from.

Lived there for 7 years till I called in sick one time (yes, one time in a little under 7 years) and was immediately fired the next day.

At least I could afford to leave the state at that point.

Bananana

Depends where the LSD takes me. But physically ill be in my apartment enjoying the rent I pay tp the fullest capacity.

Standing? Aren’t you worried about poop chunks falling everywhere?

Beans are the only protein I can afford so I guess I’m good

Here is a chrome extension that copies all messeges and media from a discord server you’re a part of.

In case the stuff on a server is what keeps you coming back.

Instance defederations should be an option in the user settings.

I dream I’m out of alcohol, but when I wake up I see I still have my shit tier booze and beer. Whew

Oh no, I’ve discovered a new fetish!

Butt

Depends on where you put the thumb I guess.

My favorite time of year is immediately after Christmas, because that’s the furthest I get away from Christmas.

I got one that is more cursed then underrated:

Mac and cheese pizza, but right before you eat a bite you pour a tiny bit of cola on it first.

The blueberry dessert pizza was so good back when pizza hut had lunch buffets

Chicken caviar? Fancy!

Ate sushi on a date.

Shit my pants while we were walking afterwards. The other guy was a champ, we still hooked up afterwards.

A different time I was eating a fried chicken sandwich and the very last bite was100% raw and cold like it was sticking out of the fryer. The restaurant made me a brand new one for free. Ate that one and it was good. Didn’t get sick.

When it comes to recovery, take it slow, folks…

Someone should tell my 3 employers

Previously I couldn’t eat oats because of the texture, but soaking them overnight in whole milk makes it way better for me. I do frozen fruit layered with oatmeal, raisins, a bit of honey, and cinnamon. A spoon of jelly if I’ll want it to be sweeter.

Just one?