Yeah but you basically said the same thing to someone who does the opposite so I’m just going to assume your strategy is to not wipe at all, which is weird

That’s how I do it! While still sitting down of course. I used to do it the other way standing up but find this easier and works better

If it makes you feel any better, I thought the same until I read your comment

Medium is the singular, for those not aware

Similarly, data is also the plural for datum

Ditto. I’d have so few friends, not to mention my wife and daughter (no males in the house other than me) so things would be pretty confusingly lonely, pretty quick!

At least OP was pretty clear that all people of the opposite sex were to have disappeared so I can still have my dog.

But like sex and gender are social constructs

Honest response here, no hate intended: I thought gender was a social construct but sex is biological?

Or like… Get a job as a cook on a ship. Keep the beer for yourself