Sentient Loom

This is the answer.

Hire Steve Bannon as a marketer?

They already disappeared around 2017 when Steve Bannon’s racist troll armies flooded every single social media site or app. The auto-immune reaction killed the host, which I suspect was the point.

Why am I the unemployed one?

it could be anything.

But you have to actually believe it. So the trick is to find your purpose, as much as it is to make it up. There’s something in you that wants to come out… or maybe not!

A) There is no point.

B) The point is whatever you want, whatever you value.

C) Somebody keeps living after you, so “the point” is to pass things forward because “something” happens, to somebody else after you die. We inherit everything from our ancestors.

D) How should I know?

Because I hit my elbow against my pinkie.

I’m not a scientist, but when I asked the same question before they said, “compression.”

Like, the stick would absorb the power of your push, and it would shrink (across its length) before the other end moved. When the other end does finally move, it’s actually the compression reaching it.

If I didn’t do it then I’d be thinking about doing it.

I’ll interrogate my inner experience next time I’m standing at the lights, and I’ll report back if I discover anything interesting (unless it’s really damning information).

There’s no rationality to it. I don’t get out my calculator and graph paper to plot out the best possible course of action. I just push the button a few times. And sometimes I push it a few more times.

I think we know it doesn’t help, but we do it anyway.

that your base metabolic rate slows as you age and is primarily responsible for you putting weight on in middle age

Is this not true?

This is actually good common sense. It works much more than 50% of the time. You’re responding to the very specific instance of anti-vaxxers, whose claims of relying on the immune system instead of vaccines are not considered common sense by most people.