I have almost the same story but im afraid i will need to get you into a guillotine. This way, please…

Wait, you’re getting synthetic parts? Im getting ‘efficiencies’ and ‘weight reductions’ every few months. Had to give uo a kidney for my last gig, so they could ‘be sure i wouldnt drink on the job’.

I still have a few mg of hope, the good stuff, uncut neurotransmitter prodrug. If you really want to feel it. I also, and i know this is kind of black market, but i have half an inhaler of vasopresin. This is the good shit. I wouldn’t be willing to part with it, but i got full stapled as a job requirement back in '31, so it’s no good to me anymore.

Tents? Fancy. What corporation are you contracted with? Nestle? Blackwater? Walmart-yutani?

Oh, pirates cant have cake? I call bullshit. How the fuck do you afford cocoa powder in 2035?

Well yes, but relative to, like, baking a cake, i think that old fashioned maritime good-good is going to become much easier.

I really think we’re at a momentary historical nadir of maritime piracy. One of the big things that’s going to happen as climate change fucks us is that satellite images are going to get less reliable.

Things like not-super-deep submarines are going to get easier, unmanned drones are already feasible at a municipal scale, and the technologies that have allowed statist navies to dominate the seas are already falling out of the meta in modern war.

I think the pirates’ve got this.

I think as the atmosphere thickens and satellite images get more difficult, maritime piracy is gonna get a lot easier.

Plus, if you don’t watch on the right device and browser, you get shit quality.

Im sure this will get so many more resources for content creators.

Why is that not slutty mickey mouse, though?

No but see we need more laws.

Yeah we should make some laws to put a stop tothat.

So weird how laws never seem to protect the weaker party from the stronger one, only ever enabling stricter repression.

The only solution is to add more laws