Sex work.

Hitchens on the death of Jerry Falwell: “If they gave his corpse an enema, they could bury him in a matchbox.”

The porn is sadly lacking, actuallly.

72 hours finishing an application so we could train on it immediately after. What a shitshow.

Oh, there’s a few engines like the Northstar and the Toyota 5.7 where the starter is actually under the intake manifold, effectively inside the engine. The amount of stuff you need to take off to even see the starter would make your eyes water.

I will often drive a screwdriver into the bottom a filter, but this one is impossible to get to and even if I did, it would dribble on the exhaust pipe.

Or just going outside and ejecting that puppy without touching anything except the other side of your nose. Farmer blow FTW.

I have a truck where the oil drain plug is directly over the axle. I have to strap an offset funnel under the drain to get it to not splash all over the fuck, and of course, it’s not easy to get that stay put so inevitably I have oil everywhere. Same truck has the oil filter tucked up where I need a special oil filter wrench with a ratchet and extensions to remove it, and when you pull the filter out, you have to tip it so it spills the oil inside everywhere.

I had an idea a long time ago of a website where you can crowdfund a private investigator to find engineers that do shit like this, and a crew to go over to their house and beat them halfway to death.

MASH

That sounds like a “sell it and make it someone else’s problem” situation.