Now I gotta descale my water heater because people don’t eat healthy?

Like ‘OK’ it depends on context, and irony can be hard to discern online.

Make gremolata and rub it under the skin, then roast.

Fresh corn is weird but gives a similar sweet juicy effect. I like corn+feta+chile peppers

Pink is fine. 8V power tools from AliExpress is not.

and my axe!

I’m more of a Slytherin myself

It’s pretty much the main theme of the Dune series.

Do you have iOS? Try Voyager as it’s pretty much like the old Apollo for Reddit.

If someone eats 3 sandwiches, they were hungry.

If someone eats 6 slices of plain bread, they’re weird.

Not always but often. You could even say almost always. 😉

Prepaying a mortgage is almost always a worse investment than anything else because mortgage interest is tax deductible.

Slow your roll buddy. I didn’t say it’s meaningless to everyone, only that it wouldn’t change my life.

To your example, I already own a house but $93k won’t pay off my mortgage, or let me retire early, or cover my kids’ college costs.

You added $100k by typo.

$93,770 would be nice but not life changing.

What’s your opinion on people without strong opinions?

Where TF did my family go?

Konami code, natch

Crop out anything additional that doesn’t add to the humor or credit the creator.

So crop out the people reposting it unless their comments are key.

Arbitration clause for wrongful death?