Doing the Dark Lord’s work!

Same as it takes on the ISS right now :-)

Well, mostly apples.

You put it inside a space station… Or out the earth side portal in an airlock.

Chell put it on the surface of the Moon.

Put the other portal in a geostationary space station: free access to orbit.

The single most (energy) expensive thing humans do is put things in orbit.

Whatever’s important to you.

There’s no meaning, no purpose.

… That you don’t provide yourself, and it could be anything.

Well, hardly ever.

idkfa

Not hypothetical. Ours is cursed already.

Cycle infrastructure, even.