I would want a body pocket of at least 100 cm³, some volume controler for ears, and (personnal interest) a fully engineerable right eye

Yes, about my setting, it was pretty much an excuse to illustrate the experiment, with like you said, a bit too much of magic.

The moon being on a straight distance of approximately 1 light second, i didn’t had found another place to put this experiment on. So I didn’t take into account the herculean strengh needed, the movement of the earth and the moon and the gravity.

Someone gave a link to an answer of my question, with a more realistic take on the position of the other end, but your explanations are still welcome for this moon setting and the “moon elevator” problem :)

(i know i may have broken english sometimes, sorry about that)

We’re supposing that you have an herculean strengh and that weight is not a problem

Damn, so that means no FTL communication for now… 😅

that makes sense, i forgot that pushing something is basically like creating a sound wave on it ^^’ thank you :)

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You

UUUHHHHH

monday

inhales

I like coming here.

In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.

She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…

It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.

Nothing can.

It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.

My love is pure.

She’s made to be mine.

“I want to be with her together.”

tuesday

She just leaved the school to buy her meal.

Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.

She is so cute.

“I absoluetly want to be with her”

She seems to be alone right now.

“Is it my chance?”

Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.

Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.

Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.

Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”

Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.

“aww man”

I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.

Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing

My mother. She would solve everything.

A thing beyond our understanding on this world, I wish that thoses humans on top of the world would understand at least once that they can’t control everything, and that the world stays full of wonder.

I would have said also yōkais, but i actually believe in them so it doesn’t count i suppose.

Gigaduck