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And other ones of us are just idiots.

Robinhood.

Man there was nothing better than finding an abandoned skin magazine in the ‘90’s.

Especially when all the pages weren’t stuck together.

I put my foreskin in the tab and pull on that.

Maybe it would just double the friction.

I’ve always wanted to fuck my own ass.

About fifteen minutes ago.

The third and fourth stairs leading to my second floor are rotted out and I’m too lazy to replace them so it’s a couple times a day.

You have to have 25% and 50% in your body fluids for it to happen, if you drink a glass of 50% heavy water you won’t drop dead a week later.

A dozen devilled eggs and a bottle of rum gave me some of the most hellish shits I’ve ever had.

Until you get a pounding headache from the two lenses being different levels of tint.

That happened to me.

I always ask for the same thing.

A rare steak and messy anal.

My dryer, my sister and I star in a video on PornHub that has fifteen views.