I can’t blow my nose at all. Some weird mental block. I sniffle incessantly and drive everyone nuts instead.

I listened to a drunk Newfie (person from Newfoundland, Canada) give a speech once. I have no idea what he said. I heard they speak English there but I’m doubtful…

I know European Portuguese and Canadian French, but I’m not good at either.

Edit: I just remembered this youtube channel called Wikitongues. You can hear people speaking in all kinds of different languages and dialects. It’s fascinating. I found a dialect of French that sounds like Portuguese and French combined.

I’m a farm labourer. I work outdoors doing a lot of heavy, physical labour, so no.

Tech also just isn’t advancing and changing as much as it was when we were younger so it’s not as exciting anymore

I stepped out of a van wrong and completely tore my acl and mcl and partially tore my lcl (basically, fucked up my knee).

My family is Portuguese and they did the whole “speak Portuguese when we don’t want the kids to know what we’re saying” thing, which didn’t work because kids learn languages really easily. Nobody taught me so I can’t speak it very well but I can translate into English, as long as whoever is speaking has the same accent as my family…