Oh yes you’re right—forgot about that

Data. User data. Always has been.

FB right now is probably 90% bots and AI. The Fediverse isn’t—for the moment being. I’m sure they found a way to tap into it by keeping a door open while pretending to help aerate the room.

For putting my signature under my drawing on the blackboard. I was six.

We were encouraged to go and draw on the board as a Friday afternoon end of day activity.

The teacher took it personally in the worst way possible. The fact that my mother was an artist may have contributed to the matter.

I don’t. The mind-controlling alien parasite attached to my spine doesn’t let me when I try reaching for it…

“Oh it’s just the price of a coffee!”

Yeah, a fricking humongous extra sprinkles double dipped thrice whippy foamy PSL at US$12.99…

Now with every single function requiring another app, extra package or add on these days, all those “just a coffee” added together amounts way too close to a mortgage…

Still, too soon…

I remember this!!

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Oh shit I’m old…