My man cave.

Can’t afford going on trips to places.

Looking forward to: My weekend.

Dreading: monday.

It also tastes good.

Tastebuds: That’s Future Hyphlosion’s problem.

Tapatio hot sauce (or Valentinos), Crystal hot sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper, sriracha.

All on the same pizza.

No. My job depends on results. Alcohol affects my production. Therefore, drinking on workdays is a very dumb thing for me to do.

Edit: Downvoted because alcohol gives me terrible brain fog and I want to keep my job? Alrighty then…

Next time I’ll ask her if she’s the daughter of the Nigerian prince.

Hi, number! It’s your colleague: Another number!

Can we get to Jupiter through Earth? No, but at least there’s beaver.

Class 13 Death World

Is it possible to tie my lemmy account to my Mastodon account?

Thanks to the first sentence, I read this comment in the voice of The Narrator from George of the Jungle.

Too much protein can fuck up your sleeping schedule. Especially if it’s lean protein with little fat. Happened to me when I was eating too many chili cheese smoked sausages all the time because I was lazy. They’re delicious though.

That’s okay. Sasquatch doesn’t believe in you, either.

No they haven’t. Not even close.

And even if they did, you think a people-shy creature is just going to remain in the same exact spot for someone mapping out an area to come across them?

There are some who call me Tim. I can summon controversy without flint or tinder.

I believe in the possibility of bigfoot being real.

Oregano-s and Oregon-O’s. I like it.

I like to look at it this way. The full name of Mexico is the United States of Mexico. But we still call them Mexicans.

It’s totally okay to call people from the United States of America as Americans. Everyone knows what you mean anyways.

I wish Oregonians were called Oregonos instead because sounding like a spice is cool. lol