And the original I need to survive for 3 days without pooping post only exists on the Internet Archive now

Is this in preparation for Lemmy’s 3 day no poop challenge in July?

What’s your usual diet like?

A lot of people are secretly cows and they actually eat that grass. Next time you say hello to someone and they respond “moo” you’ll know why.

Do you think it would be possible if you remove the astronauts eyelids? Would that enable faster than light communication?

I have no useful advice but much sympathy.