I’d be very surprised if Quantum Fluctuations are pop-sci misinformation: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_fluctuation

That explanation also kind of got to him, because it really is all around us that things don’t just pop into existence, ever.

But they do! Not a classical scale, but on the quantum scale this literally happens all the time.

So lore-wise it’s not supposed to be possible, but that one room does indeed have moving portals. The explanation is supposedly that portals disappear when the object they are on is accelerated.

Granted. The portals immediately close when you try to move the plates.

It does take a while

To get used to the INTOnation

But once you’ve managed that

The man is pure gold

And as always:

🎶 eeeenjooooyyyyy 🎶

Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.

There’s also one massive miscalculation in there.

What if the “real god” prefers non-believers to believers in the wrong gods? What if he’s jealous, and only his believers and non-believers go to heaven, while all believers of wrong gods go to hell?

You should make it out of feathers. Steel is heavier than feathers.

Some something Meta-Cooler?

Huh… I’m thoroughly Chilled

That’s Cold!

What is? Frieza?

They couldn’t log in because of the WP Engine checkbox

Why?

In a way, I try to live my life so that if some kind of higher power existed, they’d think I am a good person. Not as a gambit to get into heaven or whatever, I don’t believe in that. But trying to imagine an objective arbiter of morality makes it easier to take myself out of the equation, which means I’m more likely to treat others as I want to be treated.