fun fact! In french, the slang word for penis (bite) is feminine, so it’s la bite.

Makes total sense

the pixel line is what you’re looking for. Sounds odd but they’re the easiest to degoogle.

there are multiple phones without camera notches, the sony ones with just a thicker top bezel, the redmagic’s with an under-display one and some of the older ones with popup cameras

there are sticker packs for that, called “light stickers” or whatever

https://www.amazon.fr/ORICO-daccueil-magnétique-Adaptateur-Compatible/dp/B07QD5DXV2

there is this ^ thing for 130, which is more expensive that what you mentioned but seems to fit your criteria moreso.

well, if you carry around a bag anyways a battery bank could alleviate that

Couldn’t you just attach an umbrella to a drone?

if you’re saying what i think you’re saying you may be interested in something like a nexdock

Basically a laptop with no internals that acts as an external monitor, battery bank and peripherals for another device

send me money, it’s very gratifying!

/j

migadu seems very cool, especially with that pricing, but i’m kinda concerned about the mail limits.

Edit: Seems like they’re soft limits, looks like i might be moving to migadu